If you apologize first, you won’t get hit.
SoJournalCo
"There's a glass on the table, they say it's gonna ease all my pain"
I masturbate in womens’ vaginas.
You’re a dykecologist.
Don’t listen to her, she’s a woman.
I can’t believe we’re fighting over Waylon Jennings v. Merle Haggard.
But they have the lollipop guild.
“Make this my facetone pic.”
SV texting JF
I’m a Leprauchan American.
Where’s your husband? Is he with Karen?
Yeah.
Are they doin’ it?
No, they’re probably decorating.
It almost gave me my period.
‘I’ll touch you and you tell me where I’m touching you.’
’ I can be like operation and go zzzzz.’
It made it into my cup. Score!
I have one of those - I just need someone for the other end.
Ewwwwww… too many pee pees!
That was some ninja shit, huh?
